I’ve mentioned my thing for Scorpios. Ok, who doesn’t have a thing for Scorpios? People want them, and they know it. I’ve had 2 Scorpio FWBs simultaneously and it proved to be a little more physical than this fish could handle. That doesn’t mean I don’t think about how awesome they were and what good friends they still are to me.
I linked this video to Chivman when I found it on Youtube. It seemed like a perfect representation of what a Scorpio is: Sex. His response?
“I like it. It’s actually kind of turning me on.”
Ding! Ding!
Well first of all there’s an actual scorpion in the first 3 seconds of the video, so that was an obvious link to the sign. Also the predominant use of signature Scorpio colors: blood-red and black. The Scorpio man in the video is colorless, dressed in a suit, walking by his sexy, powerful ride.
My astrology bibles Sextrology and Cosmic Coupling written by the wickedly funny and amazingly accurate Starsky & Cox, describe straight Scorpio men as being eternally fixated on the female ass. You really can’t much more T&A than this video, well.. other than the TipDrill video (and I am NOT linking to THAT).
I know Scorpios are also about mystery and intrigue, and deep, dark storylines, which this video has none of, but it does pretty much sum up the notion that all Scorpio boys are mentally undressing every girl they see. The Scorpio man walks through his world, womanizing (but only in his head) the girl at the bus stop, the car wash, the tennis court. In his eyes, they are seducing him, which lets him off the hook from being the seducer for once.
So color, asses, seduction and lots of greased up, lathered up hotties makes this a straight Scorpio boy’s fantasy video. Plus the song makes you wanna dance, which is always a good thing when it comes to Scorpio boys ;)
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